so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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