Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
