I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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