the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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