Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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