it hurts more in the daytime
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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