I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
im on a boat
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