great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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