She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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