why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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