She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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