we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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