Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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