someone get that fucking seahorse.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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