I hate your face
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just want nice things and good sex
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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