I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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