CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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