isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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