One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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