At least make sure they are 18
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my shit smells like andre
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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