If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
