Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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