is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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