do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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