Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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