He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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