He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
