waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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