While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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