I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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