Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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