dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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