we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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