I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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