Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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All the doctor said was why
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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