So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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