I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.