I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't