Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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