3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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