you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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