Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This is my gift to your gina
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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