i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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