I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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