Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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