OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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