She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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