the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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