Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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