Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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