I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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