What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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