...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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