maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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