Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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