Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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