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Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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